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apple sucks

2015-07-02 01:56:02 by Piemix

Greetings earthlings

Perhaps you have seen my posts, my threads, or other vocalized scripts of my apparent misfortune of experiencing the repulsive nature of something of an apple product. These laments are actually inclined to act as warning signs and cries for justice and betterment of the globe, as I assure you that you could probably find more use out of a ripped sponge that a really sick cat threw up after listening to brokencyde than a single ios device

ios actually stands for i openly suck

I have done much of my protest speeches on the newgrounds general forum, therefore I am not eager to address these concerns for the world's survival to its fullest detail. therefore, i shall summarize pinpoint information that the world so desperately yearns

iphone is dog doody. I actually want to pour gorilla glue in my dickhole and try to piss because of iphone. this device is an even bigger joke than my family's income and was invented by a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really intoxicated warthog that was actually trying to create poison to kill his son who missed the winning catch in warthog baseball this actually happened my mom told me

macbook makes me want to frantically stab open my ball sack with a pencil and sell the clay stuff to samsung

if you break a college kid's macbook right in front of them while trying to complete a research paper i guarantee you they would turn to you and say "I deserve it" because they know they're fucking douchebags

I would not suggest reading over this research paper because 1. it was formatted by a device manufactured by a  company consisting of profoundly retarded rhinos that are shot in the knees for hours at a time and forced to do squats and then develop new updates for the piss of the world ios and 2. the kid is already doomed for marriage and owning a home becaus he si so fuking stupid for buying a computer that a special kid could make in technology class by accident while actually trying to make a bottle rocket

you have better luck doing a chemistry presentation with a 10 foot long tongue and horrible social anxiety at stanford university and getting an A than accessing your storage via iClown

I told my grandpa that I got an iphone once and he jumped in fire

fear not however, for there is hope that this world will not only be saved but prosper and become far greater and more prestigious than ever, thanks to the almighty samsung

samsung will save us all and prevent world anarchy by blessing the universe with its miraculous wonders

long live samsung

#androidnation


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